Captain Everything! Lyrics
- All My Clothes Are Brown
- Catch The Pigeon
- Chance Of A Lunchtime
- Chuck Me In
- Dear John Exam
- Diary Of A Spengler
- Diary Of Spengler
- Drink 'till I'm Sick Polka
- Drink Till I'm Sick Polka
- Here With Me
- Hey Lags! Nice Slacks!
- Hey Lags! Nice Slacks!!
- Holiday In Casablanca
- I'D Rather Have A Full Bottle In Front Of Me Than
- I'd Rather Have A Full Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Full Frontal Lobotomy
- Kalimbah!
- M. I. L. F.
- M.i.l.f.
- My Girlfriend's Dad Runs A Sweatshop
- My Girlfriend('s Dad Runs A Sweatshop)
- Party's Next Door
- Petrol Fumes
- Picture Of You
- Play Faster
- Problem With Numbers
- Rocket Science?
- Secret Track - Helen
- Six Feet Forward
- The Cheesiest Line
- The Cunningly Titled "ska Song"
- The Cunningly Titled 'ska Song'
- The One Minute Love Song
- The Party's Next Door
- There Is No "i" In Scene
- Unlucky Strike
- Watford Pride
- Watford Pride!
- What Do You Know?
